Shopping sucks and blows

Just got back from a five hour Henry Street jaunt - that's enough clothes shopping for another three months I think. No matter where I looked, I couldn't find a belt wide enough for the waistband of my new trousers. Finally got one in the tenth shop I went into. And some people enjoy this?!

Some stoopid Friday links:
Stephen Colbert celebrates the last St. Patrick's Day ever
'World's smelliest cheese' named
Pill stops cow burps and helps save the planet

And if you're having a bad day:
Pop virtual bubblewrap